hey guys! i got part of this in an email and cause i don't have anything better to do i thought i'd post it! so this is to all u guyses!
True Friendship.
None of that Sissy Crap!
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever the heck you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth..
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
”A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
Bernard Meltzer
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
-- George Carlin
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
-- Jim Hayes
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
-- Source Unknown
hope u guys enjoys the fruit of my bordness! i guess i'll go now! c u guys l8r! (ps, VDUH: i can't wait till the concert!!!)
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4 comments:
hi.......nice post
i LUV that!! So cute...and SOO tru! lol. Well, i totally agree with you....IM TOTALLY EXCITED FOR THE CONCERT!!! Oh....my parents r going to....just to let ya kno. they just told me last nite. but we dont have to be wit them all the time! phew...lol! jk! :) well, c u lata!!
HA! I luv that! I got that in an email to! That is so better than all those cute friendship letters!
i like the extra quote at the end that says : If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. - that is amazing... ok so everyone is talking about this concert, when is it?
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